Extra, extra!
read all about it:
This person is capable
of all and nothing,
inclusively and
exclusively.
This person is a person
who never went to
contortionist school;
so stop trying to
put this person into
a cardboard box.
Mistakes are common
and your mileage may vary
with classifying this person
as any single thing.
Gray is the color
of this person’s world.
Brown is the skin
of this person’s soul
because soul is everywhere
and it is everything.